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Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
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Posted - 2012.06.14 18:37:00 -
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I love these guys...
Would recommend I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy African
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |

Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1753
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Posted - 2013.05.16 09:34:00 -
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omg....
I just had a wtf moment when I clicked on the fav member link.
BUMP for these guys. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Cannibal Kane
Kane's Cannibals
1871
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Posted - 2013.06.15 18:45:00 -
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rswfire wrote:
If you're expecting us to respond according to your time table, though, you're going to be disappointed. I have some real life obligations that are interfering with my ability to play right now. That said, there are plans in the works.
To me that right there is what I think on of the things Vimsy is talking about.
I have no doubt, like me he/she hears that from just about every target that publicly threatens me or her.
If I had a dollar for every time a target told me they are going to kill me only to assure me they are to busy with real life but there is a plan in the works. I would be able to put plenty of college girls through school right now. I am sure it is no different for Vimsy. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1902
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Posted - 2013.06.19 13:12:00 -
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Dazz Riiiiiiight wrote:Jake Patton wrote:Dazz Riiiiiiight wrote:22 member alliance with 3 or 4 players rest alts. ROFL.
If i hire you guys can i pay you what you are truly worth in the form of 3 or 4 Ibis ships a week? Don't worry about making change though, the 4th Ibis is a tip.
Get back to me soon ok? Yeah, you should definitely hire TEST for your merc contracts! Because they have 11k members they must be the best choice, right? Smart people actually prefer quality over quantity for some cases. Obviously you're not one of them. Maybe you should go spend more time on your avatar. mmmm tears a' la mode. Cest la vie, mon ami.
Is it just me...
Or has the meaning of tears changed? If that is the case... You might as well say posting under a NPC corp alt is tears. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Cannibal Kane
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
1912
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Posted - 2013.06.22 19:52:00 -
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Bump... "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Cannibal Kane
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
1914
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Posted - 2013.06.24 10:02:00 -
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Vimsy Vortis wrote:I have no idea why you bump our thread. I didn't think I had an alt in PL.
Also right now Cannibal Kane is part of our thing. Which is awesome because he's a badass dude and probably the best solo pilot in highsec. It's probably temporary though so if you want the amazing bonus of having that really talented individual involved in your war stop putting it off and pay us some money.
Haha... I am just lucky with my kills.
Yesterday I spend some time with the guys hunting and killing 2 targets.
Even though the 2 kills would not have been much. It has been a long time where I actually flew with others and I came to realize how much fun it was.
I was planning on selling this char but many people in game convinced me not to so here is to a long and fruitful stay in BAW.
So here we are ready and geared to take your ISK and using it to kill people flying internet Space Ships. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Cannibal Kane
Temple of Kane
1952
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Posted - 2013.06.29 17:36:00 -
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Marianne Pollard wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:
so here is to a long and fruitful stay in BAW.
6 days. It was Vimsy, wasn't it?
Nope.. I blame old corp mates for reactivating and coming back online.
I actually think Vimsy is the sexist of the bunch... "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse
2262
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Posted - 2013.08.16 10:25:00 -
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BUMP for BAW...
I see they got some really good kills last night. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse
2262
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Posted - 2013.08.16 17:15:00 -
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night watchmen wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:BUMP for BAW...
I see they got some really good kills last night. Dont worry cannibal even though anti failed we were able to reimburse him with the money we got from locates are us.
Thats ok... It's the only thing you guys are good at. Scamming for 5 mil a pop.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse
2262
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Posted - 2013.08.16 17:24:00 -
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night watchmen wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:night watchmen wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:BUMP for BAW...
I see they got some really good kills last night. Dont worry cannibal even though anti failed we were able to reimburse him with the money we got from locates are us. Thats ok... It's the only thing you guys are good at. Scamming for 5 mil a pop. It adds up honey, and if you havent heard the tally from locates ar us sits at 760 mill the tally from merc contracts 28 bill. MAN do I love retards who like to setup these helpfull channels.
I did not set it up.... I just boot people.
The channel is helpfull for those that do not do PVE. And fly further than 1 jump from a trade hub.
I only got 13bil out of the Merc channel.. which is not bad for somebody on his own. However kudos for using the Marmite name to get it. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse
2262
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Posted - 2013.08.16 17:27:00 -
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ok..
Back on Topic...
Bump for BAW. Because they really do Break peoples Wishes. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse
2263
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Posted - 2013.08.16 17:39:00 -
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Zemo Walden wrote:*sucky* *sucky* why am I not surprised to see Kane and his pay to win friend on a merc thread sucking up? You don't suck up do you Kane?.. course not! Any merc that makes a good kill you suck up to and just wardec new players... *waits for Kane's story of how he is the best player on eve*.
Not the best... Just better than you.
Your endless teary eyed responses says it all.
But your constant need to post in other threads about me is only making you a target. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse
2263
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Posted - 2013.08.16 17:43:00 -
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Zemo Walden wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:Zemo Walden wrote:*sucky* *sucky* why am I not surprised to see Kane and his pay to win friend on a merc thread sucking up? You don't suck up do you Kane?.. course not! Any merc that makes a good kill you suck up to and just wardec new players... *waits for Kane's story of how he is the best player on eve*. Not the best... Just better than you. Your endless teary eyed responses says it all. But your constant need to post in other threads about me is only making you a target. Funny on the other thread you stated you never suck up, but on every merc post on this board you do it Kane... paranoid much?
Because I bump peoples threads saying they are good? News flash muppet boy. They bumped my thread as well when I use to do merc work. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse
2266
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Posted - 2013.08.16 18:05:00 -
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Zemo Walden wrote:He does it with every merc corp / alli that shows up on this board, not just as he claims 'people he knows'. Just love how on one thread he says one thing then contradicts himself on another, other threads he stated he hates people who buy characters then creates a BootCamp with one. 
Culo is not my character? And I have nothing to do with Everybody vs Everybody.. Dunno where you pull your info from. Just BTW... Stone was not my char either. I just supplied the funding.
And yes... I will bump each merc corps threads because they bumped mine. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse
2266
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Posted - 2013.08.16 18:09:00 -
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Zemo Walden wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:Zemo Walden wrote:He does it with every merc corp / alli that shows up on this board, not just as he claims 'people he knows'. Just love how on one thread he says one thing then contradicts himself on another, other threads he stated he hates people who buy characters then creates a BootCamp with one.  Culo is not my character? And I have nothing to do with Everybody vs Everybody.. He was one of the main people supposedly training people in 'Somali Coast Guard BootCamp'... or have you selectively blocked that out of your mind? Your constantly stating about people buying characters on the forums Kane, so don't even try to make out you don't.
Yes which was run by Stone... who stone used to train guys with was for him to decide. Not me.
Also stop posting in other people thread your delusional ideas. Attack me directly...
Back on Topic "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse
2275
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Posted - 2013.08.19 15:13:00 -
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Sometime when I close my eyes and touch myself. I see Adriel...
err... the Avatar... not the member picture they posted. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse Break-A-Wish Foundation
2318
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Posted - 2013.09.02 09:10:00 -
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And with a Massive Pelvic thrust forward... to the top. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse Break-A-Wish Foundation
2345
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Posted - 2013.09.07 14:32:00 -
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I now have my place in the Unicorn Battle Bus.
Bump For Ponies.. Bump for Break a Wish.. why? Because together My Little Ponies.. Breaks your Wishes. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
2433
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Posted - 2013.09.27 08:41:00 -
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Bump for BAW "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
3969
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Posted - 2014.06.16 21:09:00 -
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Vixanda Alzae wrote:
Admire them more? Geez, I know what kind of game EVE is and I'm certainly not telling you how to play. But most Awoxxers aren't James Bond. They aren't crippling a corporation for any grand purpose (or go do it to Goonswarm!) They're doing it for that sweet isk filled kill that they got by pretending to be someone's compatriot .
On the other hand, keeping a 70 (or even 60) to 1 success ratio while engaging in PvP is an accomplishment. Getting the idiots in noob/indy corps to trust you isn't. And that is where most Awoxxing is done, corporations that have members who fly faction/officer fit mission ships - and all you have to do is pretend to be their friend and go out with them in a mission helpful like. Nope, nothing to admire there.
As much as I would love to kill those ships I am not a fan of Awoxing so I don't do it. I want my target to know I am coming and that he is a target.
It does not mean I don't love BAW though or anybody else that awoxes or ganks. Because BAW knows I love them. I love all my fellow Undesirables.
So keep your E-Bushido to yourself I doubt BAW cares what you think because I really don't.
And a o/ for BAW. "Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk |

Cannibal Kane
Cannibal Empire
4423
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Posted - 2014.11.19 05:05:30 -
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Why was this on page 3?
"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
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Cannibal Kane
Cannibal Empire
4423
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Posted - 2014.11.19 16:25:09 -
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Vimsy Vortis wrote:We don't really care about bumping our thread because we get more than enough contract requests without it?
Basically because we're super amazing.
I'm not sure how I feel about your new robot arms though, did you get in an accident or something?
Because it is SEXY...
"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
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